Mommy Turds Gourmet Chocolate Covered Almonds - Kepperton Cocoa Dark Chocolate Almonds - Gourmet Candy Gift Box for Women - Perfect for Mother's Day, Birthday Gifts, Christmas Stocking Stuffers & Holiday Parties
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Mommy Turds Dark Chocolate AlmondsMotherhood is the most wonderful and grody job a woman will ever love. From poopy diapers to the lucky socks her favorite athlete refuses to wash all season, being a mom requires a big heartand strong stomach. Mommy Turds Gourmet Almonds are a tongue-in-cheek gift idea that will have all the moms in your life giggling at just how real it can get.Treat Her to Laughs and LuxuryThese fine American chocolate candies are perfect as birthday, anniversary, Christmas, Easter, Valentine’s or Mother’s Day gifts for wives, sisters, daughters, and friends. They fit beautifully into gift baskets, care packages, or stockings for women who are hard to buy for. - Add to Cart now!
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FUNNY MOTHER’S DAY GIFT FOR MOMS WHO HAVE SEEN IT ALL Mommy Turds Chocolate Almonds are a hilarious gift idea for mothers of boys and girls who have been through it all and laugh when they share their stories from the frontlines.
FINE CHOCOLATE CANDIES BLENDED WITH UNREFINED HUMOR This beautiful gift for women is the perfect mix of gag gift and premium chocolate, resulting in a one-of-a-kind goody that recognizes the human side of parenting while treating her to the luxurious sweets she deserves.
PERFECT SNACK FOR MAMA’S SECRET STASH Every momma should have a secret stash of snacks that she can turn to when she needs to escape the madness for a moment. A couple sweet chocolate covered almonds are a like a mini vacation for her mouth.
FUN GIFT BASKET IDEA FOR MOMS AT ALL STAGES OF MOTHERHOOD Whether she’s a glowing mommy-to-be, is chasing toddlers, running mom’s taxi service, or washing trash bags full of laundry when the kids are home from college, she’ll delight in this unique gift basket idea for mothers.
GOURMET CANDY GIFT MADE IN THE USA – Kepperton’s gourmet chocolate almonds are created with the finest ingredients and dusted with premium cocoa powder for a grand snacking experience fit for royalty.
